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Ever Since I was 10 years old and saw a t-shirt with the cast of “The Simpsons” made to look like “The Sopranos,” I knew…
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There’s no denying that we as a nation are living through the curse of “interesting times.” Our economy is terrible, our climate grows worse every…
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Hows this for High Strangeness — my wife, whose supposed to be with me forever, is leaving me. Actually, I’m going to redact that and…
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Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s a single man with no…
Well, at the last minute my roommate decided not to sign the new list on account of the fact that he got one too many…
G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless, terrorist…
I’m sick of my dork nephew and his friends pretending not to be impressed the fighting skills I’ve honed over the past three weeks doing…
As an American student, I’m unable to afford the finer things in life like housing and food, so I still live at home. You can’t…