Every G.I. Joe Ranked by How Well They Could Teach a Sex-Ed Class
G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom…
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Every Care Bear Ranked by What a Threat They Are to America’s Conservative Christian Values
As any red-blooded American patriot knows, the insidious woke mind virus has always targeted children the most, and we are…
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Opinion: It’s Just Easier To Let My Family Think I’m Gay
I’ve never felt like I fit in with the rest of my family. I’m a childless adult, I’m agnostic, I’m…
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The “Baby Reindeer” Drama Continues: Internet Super Sleuths Believe They’ve Found The Real-life Donny Dunn
Even if you haven’t seen Netflix’s disturbing runaway hit “Baby Reindeer” you’ve no doubt heard of controversies surrounding it. The…
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If Every One Of Our Instagram Followers Gave A Mere $74,666, We Can Give Elon Musk His Bonus
Mr. Rogers used to say in times of crisis, look for the helpers. With respect Fred, we say go a…
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Every Looney Tune Ranked by How Much They Blame Woke Culture on Their Waning Relevance
While timeless comedy certainly exists, it is scarce due to the often reactive nature of the medium, and that apples…
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The Muppets Ranked by How Likely They Are To Carry Rabies
Since the 1970s The Muppets have provided that rare breed of wholesome entertainment that truly caters to the whole family.…
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He Just Doesn’t Learn: 9 Other Times Mick Jagger Hired Hells Angels To Work Security Where They Stabbed Someone
On December 6th, 1969, just a few months after the Woodstock festival, a free concert was held at The Altamont…
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Unhinged Trump Lawyers Present Court With 100,000 Children’s Letters All Addressed to Santa Claus
NEW YORK — The legal team representing former president Donald Trump, currently on trial for alleged hush money paid to…
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Every Issue of Alan Moore’s ”Swamp Thing” Ranked by How Likely They’ll Get a Conservative Book Ban
It's not uncommon for a comic book title to change writers several times throughout its history, but when Alan Moore…
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