One of the cool things about the decline of America is that they sell shrooms at bodegas now. I walked out of that corner store…
Well, it’s been a pretty wild few weeks. I am certainly grateful and humbled by the viral success of my song “Rich Men North of…
Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has already been discovered. Why then…
Family game night is an excellent way to bring your deepest darkest resentments and conflicts with the people closest to you right up to the…
Ever Since I was 10 years old and saw a t-shirt with the cast of “The Simpsons” made to look like “The Sopranos,” I knew…
Personalities can be hard to cultivate. Many people find the self-awareness, honesty, and leg work involved in developing them to be daunting. Luckily, life provides…
I often find myself disorganized, tired, and way behind on various tasks and projects. I complain about it often, and I started to get really…
There’s no denying that we as a nation are living through the curse of “interesting times.” Our economy is terrible, our climate grows worse every…
If you’re alive reading this then congratulations! You’ve made it all the way to the dawn of the end times. One of the very, very…
Hows this for High Strangeness — my wife, whose supposed to be with me forever, is leaving me. Actually, I’m going to redact that and…
Action movies: I often wish that I were a normal person who could just enjoy an action movie. I’ve seen the way most of you…
Christopher Nolan’s latest cinematic offering is now upon us, and the world, or at least the world of cinema, will never be the same. Sadly,…
While horror isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, it’s hard to think of a living writer who has had a bigger cultural impact than Stephen King.…
Uncle Bill moved to South Carolina a few years ago to get away from Critical Race Theory even though he’s a single man with no…
Well, at the last minute my roommate decided not to sign the new list on account of the fact that he got one too many…