Punk Starts Non-Profit Dedicated to Finding a Cure for Coke Dick
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local punk Pattie “Two Dollar” O’Malley set up a foundation dedicated to researching and curing “coke…
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We Asked Gen Alpha Kids What They Thought Vinyl Records Were for and They Quickly Devolved Into a Feral “Lord of the Flies” Society
It seems the older you get, the faster time moves. It’s amazing how quickly a technology that’s part of our…
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This Is the Year I Lose the Weight, Because I Won’t Be Able To Afford Food
All right 2025, let’s do this! Every year of my adult life my New Year’s resolution has been to lose…
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David Lynch Dead at 78, or in the White Lodge, or Maybe the Whole Thing Is Just a Dream, We’re Not Sure
David Lynch, the iconic auteur behind such projects as "Twin Peaks," "Blue Velvet," and "Mulholland Drive," passed away today at…
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Black Teenager Sentenced to Life Without Possibility of Parole After Making Hush Money Payments to Stormy Daniels
NEW YORK — Judge Juan Merchan made a second high-profile ruling earlier today when he gave 17-year-old Shawn Thomas, tried…
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A Lot of Successful Performers Will Say “I Couldn’t Have Done It Without My Fans,” but Not Me — Guest Post by Billy Corgan
Listen to any random musician giving an award acceptance speech and there’s about a 9/10 chance you will hear that…
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Car Racing, Prostitutes, and Mountains of Cocaine: A Breakdown of Jimmy Carter’s Final Days
Today the world continues to mourn Jimmy Carter, former U.S. President, Nobel Prize recipient and noted humanitarian, who died yesterday…
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Son, You’re Old Enough To Know the Truth — There Is No Santa Claus, and Your Mother and I Enjoy a Cuck/Hotwife Dynamic
Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over…
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Calling Bullshit: This Guy Put One of Those “Bought It Before We Knew He Was Crazy” Bumper Stickers on His Cybertruck
Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they…
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Political Violence Redirected To Private Sector
NEW YORK — UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was fatally shot outside of a Hilton hotel in New York Wednesday morning…
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