Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son
WASHINGTON — In a reversal of his previous pledge not to interfere with the sentencing, President Joe Biden has pardoned…
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Opinion: This Country Needs To Set Politics Aside and Pick a Crappy Show We All Watch
In the book of Genesis, it is said that the Babylonians endeavored to build a tower that could reach heaven.…
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Top 10 Cartoon Villains Offered Cabinet Positions by Trump
As the inauguration looms closer, Trump’s preliminary cabinet picks continue to stir controversy. Many view choices like RFK, Linda McMahon…
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Fascist Historical Figures Ranked by How Badly Joe Rogan Wants Them on His Show
Joe Rogan’s last-minute endorsement of Donald Trump came as a shock to anyone not already familiar with his “I’m not…
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Muppets Ranked by the Likelihood That They Were the Zodiac Killer
The Muppets have been America’s favorite go-to brand of wholesome entertainment the whole family can truly enjoy since the premier…
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Every “Twin Peaks” Character Ranked by Who Gives Out the Best Halloween Candy
Good news boys and ghouls, the wait is almost over! Soon it will be time to go trick-or-treating! You won’t…
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Slash and Grind: The 20 Wealthiest Horror Villains Ranked by Net Worth
Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes…
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40 Horror Movies Where Kids Die Ranked by How Much Your Breeder Friends Will Resent Your Smug Childless-Adult Detachment
As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules,…
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WTF Man?! We Asked Stephen King To Share His Favorite Trick or Treating Memory and He’s Already Said “Cunnie Juice” Like Four Times!
We all know Stephen King as the master of the macabre, so we thought it would be fun to subvert…
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Werewolves Ranked by Who Would Make the Best Emotional Support Dog
I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have…
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