Val Kilmer, Star of “Real Genius” and My Confusing Sex Dream, Dead at 65
Today, the entertainment world mourns the loss of one of its most polarizing but respected figures. Val Kilmer, star of…
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Absolutely Devastating: The Old Man in This ‘80s Movie Is Like 35
I just had the most horrible experience. There I was, minding my own business, watching “My Dinner With Andre” so…
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Opinion: I’m in a Good Place Today, I Bet I Can Handle Googling Gene Hackman Death + Details
Well, it’s been a long and particularly depressing winter, and it started to feel like it would never end, but…
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From “The Chainsaw of Bureaucracy” to “The Hedge Trimmer of My Kids Speaking to Me,” We Ranked Every Tool in Elon’s Shed
Yesterday, Tesla CEO and current Trump BFF Elon Musk wowed the Nazi-sympathizing crowd at CPAC by unveiling The Chainsaw of…
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Punk Starts Non-Profit Dedicated to Finding a Cure for Coke Dick
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local punk Pattie “Two Dollar” O’Malley set up a foundation dedicated to researching and curing “coke…
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We Asked Gen Alpha Kids What They Thought Vinyl Records Were for and They Quickly Devolved Into a Feral “Lord of the Flies” Society
It seems the older you get, the faster time moves. It’s amazing how quickly a technology that’s part of our…
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This Is the Year I Lose the Weight, Because I Won’t Be Able To Afford Food
All right 2025, let’s do this! Every year of my adult life my New Year’s resolution has been to lose…
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David Lynch Dead at 78, or in the White Lodge, or Maybe the Whole Thing Is Just a Dream, We’re Not Sure
David Lynch, the iconic auteur behind such projects as "Twin Peaks," "Blue Velvet," and "Mulholland Drive," passed away today at…
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Black Teenager Sentenced to Life Without Possibility of Parole After Making Hush Money Payments to Stormy Daniels
NEW YORK — Judge Juan Merchan made a second high-profile ruling earlier today when he gave 17-year-old Shawn Thomas, tried…
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A Lot of Successful Performers Will Say “I Couldn’t Have Done It Without My Fans,” but Not Me — Guest Post by Billy Corgan
Listen to any random musician giving an award acceptance speech and there’s about a 9/10 chance you will hear that…
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