Okay, What I Meant Was, Do My Research on Vaccines
First of all, I want to say, I’m impressed. Usually when I tell people “Do your own research” that’s the…
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Inspiring: When This Child Was Clinically Dead for 5 Minutes He Saw Hell, but It Was Like a Cool Rock & Roll Party Hell
In trying times, nothing feels better than an uplifting story that renews our faith. In Raleigh, North Carolina tragedy became…
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Trump Orders Raid of Wendy’s Dreams and Visions in Retaliation for Bruce Springsteen’s Rant
LONG BRANCH, N.J. — President Trump ordered a federal raid of the dreams and visions of Wendy, the female character…
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Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said
Throughout my life, I had always felt completely secure in my masculinity. Then, the unthinkable happened — an alpha male…
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Opinion: Telling People Today Is Hitler’s Birthday and the Columbine Anniversary Is All the High I Need
I don’t mean to come off as preachy or superior, but I’ve always felt sorry for people who need to…
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Trump Boasts Economy Much Stronger Under Him Than It Was Under Administration of 10 Minutes Ago
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the bold claim that his economy is “hugely much stronger” than that of the…
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Val Kilmer, Star of “Real Genius” and My Confusing Sex Dream, Dead at 65
Today, the entertainment world mourns the loss of one of its most polarizing but respected figures. Val Kilmer, star of…
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Absolutely Devastating: The Old Man in This ‘80s Movie Is Like 35
I just had the most horrible experience. There I was, minding my own business, watching “My Dinner With Andre” so…
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Opinion: I’m in a Good Place Today, I Bet I Can Handle Googling Gene Hackman Death + Details
Well, it’s been a long and particularly depressing winter, and it started to feel like it would never end, but…
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From “The Chainsaw of Bureaucracy” to “The Hedge Trimmer of My Kids Speaking to Me,” We Ranked Every Tool in Elon’s Shed
Yesterday, Tesla CEO and current Trump BFF Elon Musk wowed the Nazi-sympathizing crowd at CPAC by unveiling The Chainsaw of…
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