Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

August 17, 2024

You know, folks, there’s a question that keeps me up at night, and I think it’s time we all start…

August 13, 2024

BALTIMORE, Md. — 23-year-old Olympic champion Erica Webb’s triumphant return home was filled with fanfare and excitement as she can’t…

August 6, 2024

CLEARWATER, Fla. — Local metalhead Rickey Ray Reynolds asked officers if he could change into his favorite Morbid Angel t-shirt…

August 4, 2024

Every friend group has one—the person who, despite all evidence to the contrary, insists on believing the most outrageous things.…

August 1, 2024

With the election cycle heating up and America more divided than ever the world's most elusive supernatural creatures came out…

July 30, 2024

ST. LOUIS — Local wedding DJ Ron “Mixmaster” McAllister was left in a state of utter bewilderment last Saturday after…

July 26, 2024

LAS VEGAS — Heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch recently transformed their merchandise table into a fully functioning Army…

July 20, 2024

LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…

July 11, 2024

WASHINGTON — An army of dads from across the nation descended upon the capital in a wave of cargo shorts…

July 6, 2024

Limp Bizkit’s ‘Significant Other’ has hit the quarter-century mark this year and so does the anniversary of you losing your…