Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

October 4, 2024

NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly…

September 13, 2024

VeggieTales has always been a beacon of moral lessons and ethical Christian teachings, but what if these characters went off…

September 12, 2024

Ah, the '90s—flannel shirts, grunge music, and the unmistakable voice of Kurt Cobain. But while the world has never quite…

September 9, 2024

LOUISVILLE, Ky.. — Guests at local man Ricky Ellis' house party endured an agonizing 30-minute wait for eccentric cocktails from…

September 1, 2024

PITTSBURGH — Local man Greg Walters reportedly found the answer to all of life’s problems and challenges in the form…

August 29, 2024

CHICAGO — Longtime fans of The Smashing Pumpkins are reportedly shocked and infuriated that the band's latest release, “Aghori Mhori…

August 25, 2024

In a world where everyone claims to be triggered and everyone is offended by something, it’s clear that the glorious,…

August 22, 2024

Filmmaker John Hughes gifted us with a cinematic tapestry where children, teens, and adults navigated the tumultuous waters of school,…

August 22, 2024

SAN FRANCISCO — Users on the social media platform Threads were recently abuzz with news that President Joe Biden might…

August 17, 2024

You know, folks, there’s a question that keeps me up at night, and I think it’s time we all start…