Nostalgia Bait? My Dad is Dating a Girl I Went to High School With
Remember the good ol’ days of the early 2000s, when we were blissfully ignorant of social media and the internet…
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Experts Warn Trump Border Policy Will Block Thousands of Canadian Girlfriends from Attending American Proms
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Experts warned that if re-elected, former President Trump's stringent border policies could prevent thousands of Canadian girlfriends…
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Guy Who ‘Likes All Music Except Country and Rap’ Feeling Pretty Smug Today
NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly…
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VeggieTales Characters Ranked On Likelihood of Becoming a Doomsday Cult Leader
VeggieTales has always been a beacon of moral lessons and ethical Christian teachings, but what if these characters went off…
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Where Are They Now: The Drummer From Nirvana?
Ah, the '90s—flannel shirts, grunge music, and the unmistakable voice of Kurt Cobain. But while the world has never quite…
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Party Guests Endure 30-Minute Wait for Drinks from Friend Who Just Got Into Cocktail Making
LOUISVILLE, Ky.. — Guests at local man Ricky Ellis' house party endured an agonizing 30-minute wait for eccentric cocktails from…
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Solution to All of Man’s Problems Can Be Solved With Non-Running 1985 Ford F150 Long Bed He Found on Facebook Marketplace for $800
PITTSBURGH — Local man Greg Walters reportedly found the answer to all of life’s problems and challenges in the form…
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Smashing Pumpkins Fan Furious Smashing Pumpkins Released a Good Album in 2024
CHICAGO — Longtime fans of The Smashing Pumpkins are reportedly shocked and infuriated that the band's latest release, “Aghori Mhori…
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You Couldn’t Make ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ in Today’s Woke Culture
In a world where everyone claims to be triggered and everyone is offended by something, it’s clear that the glorious,…
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John Hughes Characters Ranked by Their Likelihood of Pushing an MLM Scheme
Filmmaker John Hughes gifted us with a cinematic tapestry where children, teens, and adults navigated the tumultuous waters of school,…
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