When my wife Sophia and I first announced our engagement, we were surprised when it was met with a muted…
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I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the…
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To any and all Hollywood butt-chuggets that might be reading this: Hi. You probably don’t know me. I didn’t go…
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Well, it’s that time of year, isn’t it? That time of year when the holidays end and New Year’s resolutions…
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Alright, look, so the last month has been really difficult, okay. We got behind on some projects. We had couples…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local bartender Zack Kenton, 28, reportedly used the same three adjectives to describe at least seventeen of…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Members of renowned San Francisco Anarcho-Punk band Reagan Splinter announced that in the past few years, they’ve…
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Local man Scott Bernaki, 34, is currently contemplating the series of life choices which led to…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Your mom cited general confusion and a lack of tech-savvy when she wasn’t sure which emoji…
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Let’s face it, folks: We live in some dark and troubled times. Israel and Palestine. Russia and Ukraine. Worst of…
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