Adam Frost-Venrick, Author at HARDTIMES

Scientists Warn Flushing Unused Meds May Lead to Fish Losing Creativity and Ability to Get Hard

August 11, 2025

SALEM, Ore. — Local scientists at the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) warned this week that flushing unused…

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DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

May 25, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…

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Former Band Members Have to Pretend They Don’t Know Each Other At AA Meeting

October 14, 2024

NEW ORLEANS — A weekly Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting was recently attended by all three former members of the band Cyanide…

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Give Me a Second Good Reason Why I Can’t Bring My Gun to the Haunted House This Year

October 3, 2024

As Halloween draws nearer, there’s nothing I like more than going to one of the many elaborately designed haunted houses,…

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Bob Dylan Wondering if It’s Too Late to Do a Genre-Defining Ska Album

September 25, 2024

MALIBU, Calif. — Legendary singer-songwriter Bob Dylan, the genius behind albums like “Highway 61 Revisited,” “Time Out of Mind” and…

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So-Called Punk Show Still Features Organized Ticket Line and Thorough Safety Procedures

August 30, 2024

ATHENS, Ga. — Beloved local bar and music venue Whiskey Dick McGraw’s is facing backlash from confused and disappointed punks…

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Who Cares if Artificial Intelligence Is Depleting Energy Resources When You Can AI Generate As Many Pictures of the Rainforest As You Want

July 14, 2024

I feel like there’s just no pleasing you people sometimes. In 2021, I went out and I bought Etherium and…

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Food: None of You Want To Admit This but Microplastics Are a Really Versatile Seasoning

July 9, 2024

One thing about me is I’m the type of fella who likes to turn a negative into a positive. For…

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Odd: My Encyclopedic Knowledge of Eastern European Folk Horror Films Isn’t Attracting Women

July 7, 2024

Just like the bower bird with his bower or the black widow spider with his lively rump dance, human men…

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Hold Up There, Stud: I Actually Ordered This Pizza With No Extra Sausage

April 17, 2024

That’s it: I really didn’t want to do this. I didn’t want to take the full Karen approach on this…

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