Odd: My Encyclopedic Knowledge of Eastern European Folk Horror Films Isn’t Attracting Women
Just like the bower bird with his bower or the black widow spider with his lively rump dance, human men…
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Adam Frost-Venrick — Page 3
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Hold Up There, Stud: I Actually Ordered This Pizza With No Extra Sausage
That’s it: I really didn’t want to do this. I didn’t want to take the full Karen approach on this…
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Opinion: Art Has a Moral Obligation To Create Edgelords
Tyler Durden. Donnie Darko. Light Yagami. Three totally different fictional dudes that have nothing in common, except for one thing:…
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Opinion: I’m Not Having a “Manic Episode,” But I Have Written a Few New Books of the Bible in a New Language Only Dogs Can Read
I have been utterly fantastic lately: my thoughts are rapid, my emotions are shifting back and forth at breakneck speeds…
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Opinion: I Would’ve Been Amazing in the Stanford Prison Experiment
Oorah and hello to everyone reading this. My name is Brayden Haydensen. I’m a Senior at Hillbrook High School and…
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After Ten Years of Marriage, My Wife and I Still Make Time to Cook Dinner, Go On Walks, and Talk Shit About Everyone Else
When my wife Sophia and I first announced our engagement, we were surprised when it was met with a muted…
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Opinion: I May Not Be a Very Good Paramedic, But All the People I Treat Think That I’m Really Funny
I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the…
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30 Foreign Films That Should Be Remade As American Action Movies
To any and all Hollywood butt-chuggets that might be reading this: Hi. You probably don’t know me. I didn’t go…
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Every OM Album Ranked Worst to Best
Well, it’s that time of year, isn’t it? That time of year when the holidays end and New Year’s resolutions…
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Our Usual Film Correspondent Got Kicked by a Horse So We Had Our 14-Year-Old Nephew Nate Review the 2024 Best Picture Nominees
Alright, look, so the last month has been really difficult, okay. We got behind on some projects. We had couples…
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