Tony Morse
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Renowned courtroom analyst Dr. John Andersen confirmed that freshly acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was as proficient as…
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James Webster
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SAN DIEGO — The “So-Cal Shimmy,” a brand new novelty party song, is enjoying a quick rise in popularity at…
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Bobby Korec
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HUMPTULIPS, Wash. — Local “rise and grinder” Jake Munchen is reportedly trying to break into the venue security career field…
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Nathan Kamal
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Baby, it doesn’t have to be this way. I know we’ve had problems. We’ve fought. Hell, we've made each other…
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Ben Friedman
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SAN FRANCISCO — The new Metallica Masterclass program where they teach viewers how to be a band is being called…
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Eric Navarro
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Depression is a real buzzkill. Or a buzz inducer if you self-medicate with alcohol like I recently had to stop…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — A longtime Walmart employee revealed that he is giving himself at least three or four more shifts…
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Kevin Tit
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Halloween is fucking poser shit and it’s about time somebody said it. We go around acting like it’s the scariest…
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Sarah Cassell
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SEATTLE — Local punk Brock Riley admits that he yearns for days when he could spread every illness under the…
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Tim Sheard
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There was a time before social media when art was expected to have substance, and music could be a vehicle…
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