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Anna Walsh • May 4, 2021

On our way to complete an interview for a deadline that passed a couple weeks ago, Johnny 5-0 decided to…

Mark Maira • May 4, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Presidio Heights residents Bella and Hilton Dell are close to surpassing the 90-minute mark talking about the…

Dan Rice • May 4, 2021

Whether you’re trying to class up your parents' basement, a squat, or a humble street corner, there is no denying…

Robert John Scucci • May 4, 2021

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Aging former Warped Tour musician Brent Storm sold his van and is now working for a local…

Charles Bill • May 3, 2021

ANYTOWN, USA — Darrell “Sloppy” Jones, the wacky friend and outlandish next-door neighbor from teen sitcom “Janey and Joey,” reportedly…

Tony Morse • May 3, 2021

WASHINGTON — Embattled congressman Matt Gaetz shocked officials inside the Beltway with a bombshell announcement regarding his age, stunned Capitol…

Dan Kozuh • May 3, 2021

Hey you! Yeah you, the gentrifying piece of shit driving around in that planet-destroying truck. Hey, I've got an idea.…

Bobby Korec • May 3, 2021

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Members of Dave Matthews Band not named Dave Matthews got together yesterday to request a name change…

Rebecca Acevedo • May 2, 2021

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. — Donna Morgan’s second ear lobe piercings, obtained at a Claire’s in the Roosevelt Field Mall 13…

The Hard Times Staff • May 2, 2021

QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…

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