Well this isn’t good. WWE Champion John Cena has a heart of gold, but it might just cost one sickly child his life. Cena —…
There is no denying it: The current state of affairs is grim. The nation is in the hands of a senile, selfish madman and we…
DALLAS — Travis Skode, a local scrap collector and long time crystal meth addict, proclaimed his satisfaction with the most recent soundtrack of 2K’s WWE2K…
Local mother Janet Cobb asked her adult son Robert if The Rock still wrestles while he watched this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw. Robert Cobb…
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady addressed the media ahead of Super Bowl 51, describing the event as the Wrestlemania of the NFL. The biggest…
Wrestling fans on the TopRopeStraightDope.com message board popped hard when notorious heel DMPunk was finally DQ’d by babyface moderator MachoMensch3 last weekend. “I never thought…
Casual wrestling fan Brian Rogers was reportedly trapped in a conversation with a guy who reviews CZW shows on Youtube at a friend’s party this weekend.…
Famed Japanese deathmatch wrestler Atsushi Onita has called out Jerry Lawler in hopes of scoring a referral to a new plastic surgeon. The former owner…
Former ECW champion Sabu recently awoke from his hip replacement surgery and instinctively moonsaulted through his hospital bed. According to nurses at Henry Ford Hospital…
Legendary hardcore wrestler Terry Funk and local horse Johnston III reconciled their nearly 17-year long feud at a signing event in Fort Worth, Texas this…
The IRS has uncovered documents that may point to WWE CEO Vince McMahon avoiding US tax payments via off-shore secret bank accounts in the far away…
WWE has authorized the production of John Cena clones to fulfill all of Cena’s obligations, according to top scientists at Titan Towers. Cena has plans…
WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka made his presence known on his first night in Heaven by hitting a Superfly Splash from atop the…
Former IWGP Intercontinental Champion Kenny Omega has been erupting into fits of child-like giggling every time someone mentions WWE around him, sources report. After his…
WWE to Debut 30-Man Commentary Booth at Royal Rumble
The 2017 Royal Rumble will feature a 30-man commentary team, according to a press release by WWE. The event will mark the first time such…