Alec Walker
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So, I work at this awesome place. Free insurance that’s not accepted at any reputable health care provider, an excellent…
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KANSAS CITY, Mo.— Local man Zane Starzyk is beside himself with stress and frustration after taking a mental health day…
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Rose Eden
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SAN DIEGO — Local procrastinator Rupa Patel claims she’s never more productive around the house than when she’s on tight…
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Dom Turek
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Physicists say energy doesn't die, it just changes form, but Ada Williams, an administrative assistant at Abbott Healthcare, proves that…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA – Local Burnout John Parker admitted he wasn’t surprised to receive an exclusive text from his dad today offering…
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Jason VanSlycke
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Employees at a local accounting firm are reportedly confounded by a recent hire who is simultaneously the…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DURANGO, Colo. – Employees at a local insurance office were granted permission to arrive to work baked out of their…
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John Danek
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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Kevin Tit
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GALLATIN, Tenn. — Aging Punk and Volunteer Insurance Co. shift supervisor, Braden Niles, entered his fourteenth year of trying to…
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Scott Murray
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Are you feeling tired? Is your body failing you in strange ways? If you’re looking for the secret to youth…
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