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Jason VanSlycke • June 10, 2023

OKLAHOMA CITY — Employees at a local accounting firm are reportedly confounded by a recent hire who is simultaneously the…

Jason VanSlycke • April 26, 2023

DURANGO, Colo. – Employees at a local insurance office were granted permission to arrive to work baked out of their…

John Danek • January 6, 2023

WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…

Kevin Tit • October 23, 2022

GALLATIN, Tenn. — Aging Punk and Volunteer Insurance Co. shift supervisor, Braden Niles, entered his fourteenth year of trying to…

Scott Murray • August 27, 2022

Are you feeling tired? Is your body failing you in strange ways? If you’re looking for the secret to youth…

Alicia Hawkes • August 20, 2022

If you’ve got a job that you go to at least five days a week and have a different pair…

Joe Rumrill • August 17, 2022

HARTFORD, Conn. — Beleaguered local drummer Sadie Plemmons assigned all future ride cymbal playing to a recently-hired sous-drummer in order…

Tim Graham • August 7, 2022

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Maryanne del Fuego was admitted to the hospital for what turned out to be a panic…

Harley Murgatroyd • July 25, 2022

BELMAR, N.J. — The partial remains of self-proclaimed Weezer fanatic, Lance Figaro, were found washed up on the beach after…

Yancy Lee Crawford • July 3, 2022

SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Rumors of sexual tension between Martin’s Super Market employees Jordan Williams and Jackie Martinez were determined…

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