Chad Kubrak
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To the white guy wearing Jordan 1 mids while holding dual-citizenship in Tech N9ne’s DMs, it’s time for us to…
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Freelancer
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VAN NUYS, Calif. – Local flavor enthusiast Daniel Wilson proved his dominance to a table of friends by openly declaring…
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Krissy Howard
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local white woman Donna Phelps helpfully reminded her biracial friend Mariah Dominguez that they are, in fact,…
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FOLSOM, Calif. — 35-year-old felon and recent inductee in the Folsom Aryan Brotherhood, Jeremiah Stetson expressed his desire to add…
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James Knapp
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CAMP HILL, Penn. — Suburban couple George and Esme Albertson discretely removed their sweatshop-grade cardboard yard sign, which professed unwavering…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Aging goth Ashe Montresor is barely managing to push through their daily 170-minute ritual of applying the appropriate…
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Patrick Coyne
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WESTFIELD, Ind. — Local man Tom Simmons remains totally perplexed as to why everyone who watched “Squid Game” found the…
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Stephen Bell
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SAN DIEGO — Local socially conscious man Aaron Mayfield is pretty sure that all his self loathing, flagellation, and deprecation…
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Krissy Howard
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WHITEFISH, Mont. — An inclusive punk scene was applauded for acts of bravery late yesterday evening after members openly welcomed…
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Ian Yamamoto
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SAN FRANCISCO — A specialty dating app created for connecting East Asian people seeking the same is reportedly being used…
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