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Kevin Tit • June 3, 2020

DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…

Jonah Nink • May 18, 2020

CHICAGO — Local goth Raven Stevens spent her entire savings on new clothes yesterday after an attempt to eat a…

Greg Heller • April 17, 2020

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Militant renaissance man Jack White filed his 2020 tax return on vinyl in a move that’s thrilling…

Mark Hassenfratz • November 2, 2018

NEW ORLEANS — Local punk Sarah Moreno was seen scouring the crowd at a show last night for her blind…

Rob Steinberg • October 17, 2018

AURORA, Ill. — Soon-to-be 36-year-old white man James Brady is spending his last days in the 18-to-35 consumer demographic saying…

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • August 5, 2018

TULSA, Okla. — Local white student Tiffany Copeland took part in an ancient rite of passage today, effectively transforming into…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • June 26, 2018

CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…

Patrick Coyne • June 21, 2018

Prick up your Commie ears, Libtards! Because I’m only going to say this once. I REFUSE to apologize for being…

Nicholai Roscoe • December 15, 2017

WASHINGTON — A report released today by a government efficiency watchdog group offered conclusive proof of “absolutely no collusion” between…

Goodrich Gevaart • October 3, 2017

Last week my editor sent me to a Bed Stuy warehouse space to interview a rapper currently blowing up the…

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