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Kevin Tit • November 9, 2020

HANOVER, Pa. — Local Nazi, Kyle Rumbley, is unsure how to tell his family he voted for Joe Biden after…

The Hard Times Staff • November 3, 2020

ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…

Dan Kozuh • November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…

Stephen Bell • November 3, 2020

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — First Lady Melania Trump was apprehended by Florida election officials this morning after being caught…

Bobby Korec • November 3, 2020

CHICAGO — Historically undecided voter Gunther Wexler waited eight grueling hours yesterday to cast a “protest” vote for Harambe, the…

Patrick Coyne • November 2, 2020

ATLANTA — Quasi-political punk Aaron Scovell convinced himself yesterday that, if he had a job and was registered, his theoretical…

Constantine Platanias • November 2, 2020

As an aspiring pastor, I wish that people were always asking me if I believe Donald Trump is a Godly…

Kevin Tit • November 1, 2020

PASADENA, Calif. — “Wildboyz” star Chris Pontius started a voter awareness campaign today that includes showing his balls to strangers…

Nariko Ott • October 30, 2020

WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country are drawing up new state maps in a desperate attempt to confuse voters and…

Jolie Darrow • October 28, 2020

WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…

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