ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — A poll of citizens leaving a nondescript brick building today gave no new information on which to gauge…
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Stephen Bell
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — First Lady Melania Trump was apprehended by Florida election officials this morning after being caught…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Historically undecided voter Gunther Wexler waited eight grueling hours yesterday to cast a “protest” vote for Harambe, the…
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Patrick Coyne
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ATLANTA — Quasi-political punk Aaron Scovell convinced himself yesterday that, if he had a job and was registered, his theoretical…
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As an aspiring pastor, I wish that people were always asking me if I believe Donald Trump is a Godly…
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Kevin Tit
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PASADENA, Calif. — “Wildboyz” star Chris Pontius started a voter awareness campaign today that includes showing his balls to strangers…
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Nariko Ott
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WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country are drawing up new state maps in a desperate attempt to confuse voters and…
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Jolie Darrow
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WASHINGTON — Warning his friends and loved ones of the coming weeks and months of uncertainty, local politico Philippe Cruz…
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John Danek
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden purchased a Fender Jazzmaster and green Line 6 DL4 delay pedal yesterday…
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