Dianne Nora
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new study by Harvard University confirmed the best way to secure work is to remind the…
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Jay Chanoine
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WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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Eric Navarro
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Hey, pothead! That’s right you lazy stoner. So you failed to launch? Big fucking deal. You’re back with your folks…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Out-of-work actor and outspoken conservative Kevin Sorbo sent his professional headshot to political commentator and apparent filmmaker…
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Tom Peters
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local musician Wes Feltus is allegedly receiving ill-placed sympathy from friends who assume his income came from…
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Josh Klasco
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DENVER — Unemployed linguistics major Steve Carter spent hours looking through job boards yesterday before ultimately declining to apply for…
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Dom Turek
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Local woman Kelly Cruz’s recent unemployment status has her overwatered houseplants praying she finds a job before…
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Mathieu Boumal
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MILWAUKEE — Local conscious living creature Katrina Harris, who consists of an intricate assemblage of atoms made of stardust, reportedly…
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Courtney Baka
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CHICAGO — Local woman Bethany Cordova has already spent her non-existent, second potential $1200 government stimulus check after hearing that…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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