Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…
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Chuck Kowalski
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NEW YORK — Television executive Arthur Gaines, 73, remains oblivious that the “Frasier” reboot he’s been pitching for the past…
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Kyle Stanley
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LOS ANGELES — Late 90s radio staples and current Twitter influencers Eve 6 are defending their text-based social media output…
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DEDHAM, Mass. — Local Star Market employee Jimmy West will no longer be applauded for his brave commitment to serving…
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DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — NOFX frontman “Fat” Mike Burkett held a press conference yesterday to apologize for a series of insensitive…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — California Rep. Adam Schiff announced earlier today via livestream from the Democratic Party Twitter account that his party…
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