“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and PhDs between them, and the…
Welcome to Fight Club fan club. I see a lot of new faces. Shut up. That means a lot of you have been breaking the…
We acknowledge that sometimes our anger gets the best of us, and we acknowledge that we didn’t need to start a fight at the Reel…
As a modern woman, I don’t adhere to the patriarchal system that positions men as the dominant gender just because of their testosterone-fueled aggression. Humans…
As a nod to traditional western values, local misogynist John Buswell told his new girlfriend to get her fat ass in the kitchen and make…
VAN NUYS, Calif. — Local nursing student Jade Ng divulged to close friends at a bar yesterday her plans to “fix” her Hinge match, local…
The term “toxic masculinity” gets tossed around pretty casually these days but, for good reason. We are living in a society where men have to…
MOORESTOWN, N.J. — Local dad Henry Connor insisted he will not be comfortable hugging his 27-year-old son Griffin until they’re both vaccinated against COVID-19, or…
In today’s progressive social climate, some men find the dating world more intimidating than ever, particularly delusional, narcissistic men who think that all women are…
REINLANDER, Wisc. — A group of white men were mistaken for the headlining band of a local show early yesterday evening after immediately zeroing in…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man and dedicated Al’s Automotive supporter Brian Crespi was shocked and devastated to learn that the mechanic he sees regularly…
This sound guy can never resist giving unsolicited advice to impressive women who intimidate him with their talent. You never see him offering any advice…
Joe Rogan is my hero. He’s a real man’s man, and that’s what I aim to be. For the past year, I’ve taken his diet…
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Local 14-year-old Colton Blewitt resisted the urge to tell his father he loved him today, fearing the declaration might be perceived as…
Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out of town come through here…