John Danek
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I've been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Bobby Korec
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MEDFORD, N.Y. — Local Gmail inbox peruser Maiya Sollecito took the decidedly more convenient approach to dealing with undesirable emails…
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Nathan Kamal
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For decades, the hard rock behemoth that was Van Halen ruled the airwaves with the groundbreaking combination of Eddie Van…
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Patrick Coyne
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BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of…
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John Danek
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MECHANICSBURG, Pa. — Aspiring music producer Tommy Kent spent the overwhelming majority of his most recent mix session uninstalling and…
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It has long been rumored that microdosing is the secret behind the success of billionaires like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk…
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Uh oh, it looks like Windows has encountered an error, and will need to restart. Boy, this couldn’t have come…
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Kiel Lewis
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — App start-up Throl has announced the new FaceServe photo filter, which shows users what they look…
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Hard Drive Staff
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…
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