Freelancer
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Prepare to have your faith in humanity restored! When neighbors found out that 87-year-old Sacramento resident Robert Manzana needed help…
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Tiana Miller
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WESTBURY, N.Y. — Multiple despondent mourners confirmed that local punk “Fast” Eddie Gwan recently saved thousands if not more in…
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Cory Cousins
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MADISON, Wis. — An audience at a local coffee house performance art event this past weekend was disappointed when the…
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Patrick Coyne
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NASHVILLE — Local woman and occasional defecator Ingrid Fowler was shocked and alarmed to discover her boyfriend’s bathroom had just…
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Eric Navarro
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Once again, Disney has taken tragedy and turned it into something we can upvote on Reddit. When superfan Brian McKenzie…
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Rick Homuth
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NAMPA, Idaho — A punk house dispute over fixing a carbon monoxide detector was abruptly resolved after every single resident…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — A coalition of ‘90s doctors announced this morning that fully vaccinated individuals are safe to peruse each other’s…
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QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…
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Ryan Danley
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Look at Mr. WebMd, acts like such a smarty pants. But let’s get real: you're a one-trick pony. I am…
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John Dixon
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…
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