Shea Strauss
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ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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Eric Navarro
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I knew you'd bring that up. I could tell from the moment this fight started you had it locked and…
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Chandler Dean
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CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand — Although experts are split on precisely why, a study of gamers worldwide has determined that the…
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Jerrod Kingery
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After more than two decades out of the spotlight, ‘80s movie heartthrob Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement and…
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Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local woman and your mom audibly wondered what ever happened to that nice boy you used to…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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EDMONTON — Nearly eight years after the release of Mass Effect 3, Canadian game developers at BioWare were baffled that…
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CONCORD, N.H. — The undeniable sexual chemistry emanating off of local folk duo The Barncat Brigade was communicated through stomps…
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LOS ANGELES — Local girlfriend Ashley Wagner mistakenly believes Bryce Latterby, her boyfriend of six months, is actively engaged in…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen up, we all know the rules of being straight edge. No tobacco, no drugs, and no alcohol… through your…
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Mark Bouchard
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These liberals get upset over every little thing, even sucking dick. Everyone knows that sex shouldn't be a safe space.…
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