Lauren Lavín
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SOUTHBURY, Conn. — Local urban legend The Southbury Slasher could not complete his annual killing spree last week when his…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” head writer Stephen Sanders has completely run out of the show’s…
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Henrik Persson
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AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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John Danek
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LANSING, Mich. — Media analysis thinktank MediaViews released a troubling report today, finding that the comment sections of Lansing’s WLXT…
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Dan Kozuh
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CORUSCANT — The reigning Galactic Empire is selling old laser cannons, starfighters, and other weapons and vehicles to small-town police…
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John Danek
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DAYTON, Ohio — Local guitarist Max Gordon’s revealed today that her attempt to sell her old guitar amplifier has already…
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Danny Taverner
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DALLAS — Residents of the local punk house The Lincoln Memorial learned yesterday that the white noise machine they thought…
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Ryan Danley
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SAN FRANCISCO — A Novel Experience Bookstore owner Dale Severen was deemed “totally not legit” yesterday for lacking a dynamic…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — World-renowned documentarian Ken Burns has already completed two episodes of a seven-part series addressing America’s ongoing Second…
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James Knapp
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SEWARD, Neb. — A far-right militia completely failed in their mission to remain vigilant on election day after the entire…
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