LOS ANGELES — MasterClass released a five-hour course on circumventing manslaughter charges taught by legendary filmmaker, and director of “The…
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Kevin Tit
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June 25, 2021
"Nice place?" What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I live in a one-bedroom basement apartment with minimal natural…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Jonah Nink
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June 5, 2021
HOLLYWOOD — Shortly after its acquisition by Amazon, MGM and Eon Productions announced this morning that the next James Bond…
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Bobby Korec
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April 21, 2021
SEATTLE — Local cat owner Robbie Kratchiz admitted yesterday that his cat tree was the most expensive piece of furniture…
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Nick Ortolani
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February 3, 2021
NEW YORK — Leading economists warned today that raising the minimum wage to $15 will severely impede the ability of…
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Patrick Coyne
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January 28, 2021
OAKLAND, Calif. — Seminal punk band Green Day are reportedly heading back into the studio this week to record a…
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Noa Garmaise
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January 9, 2021
AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk announced earlier this week that he will name his next child in the style of…
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Dan Kozuh
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December 20, 2020
There are approximately 135 screen versions of Charles Dickens’ apocryphal tale of ego reversal "A Christmas Carol" from Scrooge McDuck,…
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Ben Friedman
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November 22, 2020
MUNICH — Luxury car manufacturer BMW will finally implement turn signals in all of their vehicles by 2022, according to…
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