Tim Graham
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CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…
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WASHINGTON — Elected officials across the country promised they would spend the rest of Pride month drafting legislation targeted at…
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Dom Turek
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NAMPA, Idaho — Conservative dad David Olmstead vowed to protect his children from drag shows as well as apparently play…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly…
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Ben Friedman
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PURGATORY — The afterlife faced a major shake-up after the Angel of Death was placed on administrative leave for his…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if…
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NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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Bobby Korec
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As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Bobby Korec
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Republicans, rejoice! We’ve stumbled upon some extremely juicy intel regarding your second favorite Biden to shit on. Is it Hunter’s…
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