Ben Friedman
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PURGATORY — The afterlife faced a major shake-up after the Angel of Death was placed on administrative leave for his…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Rep. Kevin McCarthy offered Republican colleagues two over-the-pants handjobs, redeemable at any time within his term, if…
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NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT MEYERS, Fla. — Conservative advocacy group Bring Back America’s Heroes petitioned Marvel to update their roster of heroes with…
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Bobby Korec
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As a prominent member of the Republican party who receives a sizable check from the NRA biweekly just for doing…
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Bobby Korec
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Republicans, rejoice! We’ve stumbled upon some extremely juicy intel regarding your second favorite Biden to shit on. Is it Hunter’s…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Outraged Republicans are spending millions in taxpayer money to send every child turned gay by Disney’s “Lightyear” a…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON – The much-younger girlfriend of a prominent Republican Senator is disappointed that she will be too busy having an…
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Stephen Bell
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LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their…
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John Danek
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You should never judge a book by its cover. That said, you should always judge a person by how they…
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