Ryan Dondero
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October 24, 2023
WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives…
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Corey Montgomery
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October 4, 2023
WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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Trevor Graham
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October 2, 2023
ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…
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John Danek
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September 23, 2023
HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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September 17, 2023
MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover…
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Dan Rice
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September 12, 2023
Well another election cycle is upon us, and as per usual the GOP roster is an absolute mess. No matter…
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John Danek
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August 13, 2023
LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…
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Mimi Kenny
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August 1, 2023
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Trevor Delphry, a self-described “crypto wrangler” and member of several known white supremacist groups, recently found himself…
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Tim Graham
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July 23, 2023
CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…
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WASHINGTON — Elected officials across the country promised they would spend the rest of Pride month drafting legislation targeted at…
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