Trevor Graham
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…
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John Danek
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HAZLEHURST, Miss. — Indie horror movie “The Scary Place” is leaving primarily Republican audiences in freshly shitted-and pissed-in pants due…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover…
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Dan Rice
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Well another election cycle is upon us, and as per usual the GOP roster is an absolute mess. No matter…
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John Danek
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LAREDO, Texas — Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by…
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Mimi Kenny
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Trevor Delphry, a self-described “crypto wrangler” and member of several known white supremacist groups, recently found himself…
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Tim Graham
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CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…
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WASHINGTON — Elected officials across the country promised they would spend the rest of Pride month drafting legislation targeted at…
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Dom Turek
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NAMPA, Idaho — Conservative dad David Olmstead vowed to protect his children from drag shows as well as apparently play…
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Self-proclaimed freethinker Terry Schuse added a 75th thin blue line sticker to his prized truck despite constantly…
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