Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 29, 2020
PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 17, 2020
CHICAGO — 27-year-old Jimmy Pryor downloaded the popular party game Overcooked 2 onto his Nintendo Switch which he shares with…
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Ben Friedman
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August 9, 2020
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local couple Alice Parker and Shaun McCoy announced the reunification of their relationship today, after having already…
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James Knapp
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May 6, 2020
Listen, this isn’t working out. Sorry. I’m sure this must come as a shock to you especially since I overdrew…
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Quarantine is hard on relationships. Long term confinement, boredom, and lack of privacy have become major concerns for couples. Resentment…
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I thought I made it clear in our couples’ therapy Zoom session that this wasn’t a joke; it’s serious. I…
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Tyler Simpson
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April 28, 2020
PLANO,Texas — Local man Daniel Masterson recently discovered that his current relationship with Alexa Freedman is just covering up the…
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Just Lunning
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April 8, 2020
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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