John Danek
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KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — Lonesome guitarist Nelson Owens’s only friendly social relationship is reportedly with popular gear website and…
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Ben Doyle
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Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…
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Literally A Koala
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DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into…
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ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…
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Louie Aronowitz
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UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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Patrick Coyne
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CARBONDALE, Ill. — Tired wife Ruby McDermott was reportedly “not in the mood” for sexual activity this evening, instead asking…
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Bobby Korec
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Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — Your boyfriend of two years claimed yesterday, in a “totally gross” and “most definitely insincere” showering of affection,…
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Dom Turek
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LOS ANGELES — A local man who made the switch to a vegan diet 15 years ago has yet to…
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