LOS ANGELES – Local music reviewer and self-described clairvoyant Karl Berger can tell if new albums are “garbage,” “shit,” or “just okay” using a supernatural, Spiderman-like…
DEERFIELD, Ill. — Teenage punk band Infectious Human Waste met at Judy’s Pizzeria after practice last Thursday to discuss the band’s first tour, which they…
ORLANDO, Fla. – Yet another scandal has hit the Clinton campaign, with investigators linking former President Bill Clinton’s appearance schedule to the tour dates of…
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. – Local high-school punk band CRAPitalism returned to Middletown High earlier this week touting a “massive Canadian fanbase,” garnered while attending Camp Yakonkwe…
AUSTIN, Texas — Natalie Gladstone successfully completed a daring escape from her boyfriend’s show last night, sneaking out of the event inside of a box…
DETROIT — A topless Iggy Pop asked a group of teenagers early last night to enter a local convenience store and attempt to purchase a…
GREENVILLE, S.C. – Reports of a terrifying clown threatening to “kill everybody” stalking the woods around Greenville, S.C. spurred authorities to announce that the clown…
MOLINE, Ill. — Former Know Your Role frontman Jay Briles finally reunited with the rest of his band late last night, months after the appearance…
DALLAS — After a 25-minute set to a sparse audience last night, opening band Leo and the Mayfairs announced they only had one song remaining…
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Two roommates teamed up late last week to give their apartment a long-overdue cleaning, a source reports, with you covering “pretty much…
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local punk band Strangle Parade replaced the front axle on their tour van yesterday, with frontman Geoff Armstrong reportedly spending his “entire…
LAUREL, Md. — Danny Freedman, alleged close friend of local garage rock outfit Hopping Toads, assured the band he is “totally interested” in catching their…
WASHINGTON — Wealthy national pariah Martin Shkreli purchased legendary post-hardcore band Fugazi late last week and immediately inflated ticket prices for any future shows to…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend’s refusal to join them in having a…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — The National Weather Service issued a hazard warning earlier today, predicting record temperatures and a potentially deadly greenhouse effect inside the garage…