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James Knapp • March 13, 2020

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Punk and self-described “downfall of the establishment” Garreth Wilkes announced today that he will send a vicious…

The Hard Times Staff • March 12, 2020

DETROIT — Joe Biden was seen pacing back and forth outside a local factory today, searching for the mother fucker…

The Hard Times Staff • March 12, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to the Coronavirus "and other infectious diseases," clarifying that…

Lauren Lavin • March 12, 2020

ATLANTA — In an effort to slow the spread of the novel COVID-19, the Center for Disease Control recommended today…

Freelancer • March 12, 2020

WASHINGTON — The Democratic National Committee released a statement earlier this week urging all American citizens to exercise their right…

Collin Canning • March 12, 2020

LUBBOCK, Texas — Psych-rock band Three Inch Teeth treated their drummer Mitchell Gauthier to a night on the town last…

Nyda Ahmad • March 11, 2020

KANSAS CITY — Local slob Donna McKenny agitated her roommates again yesterday with her claim that the mounting piles of…

Laurie Storrie • March 11, 2020

LANSING, Mich. — Local 13-year-old Malcolm Woods’ attempt at drunken debauchery last night ended in disappointment after realizing the bottle…

James Knapp • March 11, 2020

BALTIMORE — Touring garage-rock band Bananther reportedly made bassist Mike Sutherland order off the Denny’s kids’ menu in an effort…

The Hard Times Staff • March 10, 2020

DETROIT — Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden admitted he is considering current president Donald Trump as a potential running mate in…

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