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Confused Guy Instinctively Motions for Woman at Gym to Remove N95 Mask Before Talking at Her

Krissy Howard • March 20, 2020

HOUSTON — Confused guy and self-described “gym rat” Hunter Brooks habitually motioned today for a woman at a local Planet…

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Punk House Adds More Water to Dr. Bronner’s Bottle to Prepare for Coronavirus

James Knapp • March 20, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine — Residents of local punk house the Fire Trap added more tap water today to the house’s already…

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Girl On OnlyFans Shows Ass, Titties, Several Signs of Advanced Stage Coronavirus

The Hard Times Staff • March 19, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Popular OnlyFans model LilVickiXX posted a new video earlier today where she showed her ass, tits,…

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Biden Asks Russia to Help Him Log in to His Email

Jon Wood • March 19, 2020

CLEVELAND — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden stunned supporters today by soliciting foreign interference from Russian intelligence operatives to help…

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CDC Recommends Not Attending House Show to Limit Spread of Frontman’s Ego

Amir Adan • March 19, 2020

MINNEAPOLIS — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended not attending a local house show tonight to limit the…

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Shy Guy Hoping to Get Quarantined at Starbucks During Cute Barista’s Shift

Louie Aronowitz • March 18, 2020

DUTCHESS, N.Y. — Endlessly bashful man Dan Jennick admitted today that he’s made extra trips to his local Starbucks during…

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Roommate Finally Buys Toilet Paper

Louie Aronowitz • March 18, 2020

BROOKLYN — Local roommate Will Sanders surprised his housemates yesterday when he finally bought toilet paper for the first time…

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Basement Show Canceled Due to Mom Stocking up on Dry Goods

Ted Pillow • March 18, 2020

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A punk show scheduled to happen in local teen Mike Lennox’s basement was canceled yesterday afternoon after…

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Punk Venue’s Green Beer Not a St. Patrick’s Day Thing

Ted Pillow • March 17, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…

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CDC Issues Reminder No One Would’ve Attended Show Anyway, Scene Sucks Now

Doug Francisco • March 17, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention issued a reminder today that no one would've attended a Thursday…

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