Laura Merli
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ELIZABETH, N.J. — Local terrier mix Baxter Mitmann wasted his incredible gift yet again this morning of being physically able…
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Alan Khanukaev
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SAN DIEGO — Local man Lyle Vaughn covered up his beloved Keith Morris-era Black Flag tattoo yesterday with the more…
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John Danek
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Researchers at The University of Nebraska-Lincoln’s Department of Psychology have found that setup phrases such as, “News…
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Jerrod Kingery
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EDGARTOWN, Mass. — Residents of the popular New England summer destination Martha’s Vineyard reported that a local coot and grizzled…
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Patrick Coyne
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ANDALUSIA, Pa. — A group of preteen boys playing in the woods yesterday were “totally meh” after stumbling upon a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Experts warned today that listening to the hit Mountain Goats song “This Year” is no longer enough…
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Cory Cousins
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Viking metal band Fjord Destroyer took a local Chili’s restaurant by storm during the evening rush last…
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Zac Fairhall
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SEATTLE — Seattle police officers attempting to complete a routine first-aid course last week finished their training session by kneeling…
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IMPERIAL BEACH, Calif. — A punk shark known to terrorize beachgoers attacked a scuba diver by ripping the sleeves off…
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John Danek
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PARIS — Auteur director Wes Anderson reportedly punched a hole into the drywall of his penthouse apartment last night after…
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