John Dixon
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GOLDEN, Colo. — Legendary metal band Pantera announced today a collaboration with Coors Brewing Company to bring their fans a…
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Kyle Stanley
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LEAWOOD, Kan. — The value of hot, buttered movie popcorn dropped below $4,000 per barrel for the first time in…
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Ken Taro
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…
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Mark Roebuck
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Universal Music Group will reissue nü-metal outfit Papa Roach’s seminal 2000 album “Infest” in a deluxe…
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Patrick Crooks
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Yesterday’s funeral program for recently deceased Nathan Rivard was the most fun his friends have had since…
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Stephen Bell
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TORONTO — Crust punk Seth Ulrich tragically bled to death yesterday after making the unfortunate decision to floss his teeth…
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Doug Francisco
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Every member of Rochester's remaining DIY scene is homeless today following their eviction from the 600 square…
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Patrick Coyne
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Seminal punk band Green Day are reportedly heading back into the studio this week to record a…
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Jus Kaplan
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BOSTON — Former drinker Mackenzie Stodd has fully shifted her addictive tendencies by committing all her free time and energy…
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Patrick Coyne
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SALINE, Mich. — Supposed “lame-ass” history teacher Trevor Rubio failed student Rachel Traynor yesterday for insisting that Neutral Milk Hotel…
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