Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary folk rock musician David Crosby has inexplicably demanded in an open letter released this morning that…
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James Webster
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CHICAGO — Local underdog and scrappy up-and-comer Luis Pollard could more accurately be described as a dud and a loser…
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Matt McInerney
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HOUSTON — Local death metal outfit Baby Skullcrusher announced via social media that they are changing their name to Goatopsy…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — An ominous and plentiful crest of white smoke poured out of podcaster and “Jackass” star Steve-O’s thoroughly…
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SAN DIEGO — Music identification software Shazam faced an ethical dilemma today, ultimately failing to disclose the song playing at…
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Kevin Hufe
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Local bands have always had to swim through the treacherous waters of small-town scene politics before getting their shot at…
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Josephine Ramos
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WARREN, N.J. — Local punk drummer Brad “The Worm” Jones reportedly advocates for wealth redistribution and violence against the rich…
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Nastasya Trudeaux
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PONTIAC, Mich. — Local punk Vince Vanderberg was shocked when the results of a DNA ancestry kit revealed he had…
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Ryan Danley
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BOSTON — Local crowds rejoiced as legendary hometown rockers Aerosmith showed their Boston pride by performing a set filled with…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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