Paulo Patrocinio
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NEW YORK — Local Napalm Death fan Mark Dixon is reportedly feeling proud about the comment made by a woman…
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Dan Luberto
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sad sack Mark Curtis unknowingly surpassed the world record for consuming the most French onion dip…
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Ted Pillow
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Each week, we like to review an album from our vast, almost endless, record collection. This time around we’re taking…
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Doug Kolic
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LAS VEGAS – Actor Mark Wahlberg recently asserted that the fictional events contained in Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s 1962 novelty song…
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Bobby Korec
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APPLETON, Wisc. — Local seasonal retail giant Ghouls Depot is reportedly already playing Christmas music over their sound system despite…
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Max Barth
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local goth Andrea Smith is reportedly thrilled to begin telling anyone who will listen about the…
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Audrey Vieira
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The original “Scream” is a must-see horror classic that still terrifies audiences today, mainly because it’s so true to life.…
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James Knapp
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Each week The Hard Times reflects on a classic album from rock history. This week we decided to review Type…
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Doug Kolic
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MINNEAPOLIS — Frustrated local teen Amber Bronte complained to anyone who’ll listen, that the cursed amulet she unknowingly purchased at…
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Neel Bhakta
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Goth and frequent cemetery visitor Madison Gardiner had her day ruined by a “comically loud” grieving family…
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