Damnit. I knew this day would come, I just didn’t know when exactly or how, but here I am. My roommate got a book on…
You know how annoying it is when you think of a sick band name and find out it’s taken? Multiply that by a million to…
Last Podcast on the Left is the coolest podcast around! The way it blends true crime and horrible things with comedy really makes for a…
LONDON — Local steampunk Alexi Franklin was assaulted yesterday by fellow Pincham High classmate and noted steamjock Victor Gryphon, multiple witnesses confirmed. “He kept calling…
Smartphone technology has made it easier than ever for independent filmmakers to bust into the industry with the smallest of micro budgets. That’s definitely the…
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local punk Jeremy Henderson realized he’d been duped into eating at a vegan restaurant moments after sitting down to dinner with…
The service industry is hard. Being a waiter or waitress means long crazy hours of physically demanding work and relying almost entirely on the kindness…
SPRING HILL, Mo. — Local roommate Brad Windsor returned home today with a fresh tattoo despite claims of being “completely broke,” according to reports from…
Get ready to be inspired. Some people might think that getting into punk is a road to nowhere but they haven’t met Dave Berkely, the…
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — The newborn baby of local punks Kara and Brian Davis is not living up to the hype and high expectations set forth…
I hate to go on the internet and ask for things, but right now my family could use all the support we can get. If…
I’m just your average, super chill, dude. I am so laidback and easygoing that I’m down to listen to any kind of music (besides country, obviously)…
Before we leave the house I need everyone to be on the same page: My barber might be there tonight. If any of you fuck this…
I have been asking myself the same question for the past 18 years. Why is my car on the front lawn? What could have possibly…
My dad and I have had a tense relationship for as long as I can remember. Since I was a little boy I’ve done everything…
