Hey Dad I Got You a Pack of Cigarettes for Father’s Day! You Can Come Home Now!
Hey Dad, I know it's been about 9 years since I last saw you but if you are out there…
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Dan Luberto
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Lonely Man Unaware He is Currently Setting World Record for Onion Dip Consumption
FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sad sack Mark Curtis unknowingly surpassed the world record for consuming the most French onion dip…
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We Rank Class Clowns by How Soon They Died After Graduation
Like teachers, homework, and textbooks from the 70s, class clowns are a pillar of the American high school experience that…
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Why I’m Scattering My Dads Ashes at SopranosCon
Loss is hard. Whether it's a loved one, a dear friend, or someone barely in the periphery of your life…
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Report: Friend has Weirdly Small TV
WASHINGTON — Local punk Dave Murphy has a weirdly small TV which is causing great confusion, concern and disappointment in…
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First Crew Pic Back from COVID Decidedly Uncool
PHILADELPHIA — A local hardcore crew embarrassed themselves publicly after posting an incredibly weak crew pic, their first since COVID…
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Sorry For Your Loss but Do You Still Have My Copy of “Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water?”
Hey I really hope you’re doing alright, seriously I am so sorry for your loss. If there is anything I…
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Cop on “Jeopardy!” Shoots at Daily Double Laser Sound
STUDIO CITY, Calif. — Popular game show “Jeopardy!” ceased filming mid-episode last week when contestant and off-duty police officer Jamie…
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Mother’s Day Cameo from Bret the Hitman Hart Goes Underappreciated
MADISON, Wis. — Local mom Helen Dupree is reportedly torn between feelings of disappointment, dejection and confusion after her son…
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Sorry I’m Late, I Was Thinking About Chicago-Style Hot Dogs
Hey guys, I know I'm running a little late but — I know, I know, I’m trying to get there.…
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