Adam Frost-Venrick
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Let’s face it, folks: We live in some dark and troubled times. Israel and Palestine. Russia and Ukraine. Worst of…
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Freelancer
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NEW YORK – Many Americans are left unsure of the facts as news outlets across the country are unable to…
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NEW YORK – The fraud trial of Donald Trump began with heartfelt letters from Hollywood couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila…
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Corey Montgomery
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WASHINGTON — An ominous pulsating dark orb with unknown powers is set to replace Kevin McCarthy as the Speaker of…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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MENDHAM TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Florida governor Ron DeSantis awoke the morning after a GOP presidential hopeful slumber party to discover…
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Tim Graham
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CALHOUN, Ga. — Irate Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene began drafting articles of impeachment against staff at the Applebee’s restaurant when…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Ousted Fox News personality Tucker Carlson is looking for a new gig which would allow more freedom for…
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Max Barth
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WASHINGTON – An audit of Supreme Court merchandise sales revealed that Justice Clarence Thomas pocketed roughly half the proceeds while…
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Ben Friedman
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PURGATORY — The afterlife faced a major shake-up after the Angel of Death was placed on administrative leave for his…
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John Danek
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LOCK HAVEN, Pa. — Residents of the central Pennsylvania town of Lock Haven are freaking the fuck out that a…
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