Doug Kolic
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I’m so tired of these supposed healthcare professionals thinking that they’re qualified to judge me just because of their fancy…
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Courtney Hill
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Local nu metal guitarist and longtime imbecile Mike “Grundbutter” Hobbes of Synapse Flux somehow managed to lose…
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Cory Cousins
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NORFOLK, Va. — Local man and self-proclaimed “Roganite,” Connor Patterson, admits to being open to a variety of expert opinions…
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James Knapp
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JIM THORPE, Penn. — Craigslist user Hampton Bellamy sold a badly damaged and completely non-functional Kustom amplifier yesterday after listing…
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Charles Bill
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This past week we all watched as executive chef Jeff Tray was eliminated from the hit Food Network show “Chopped”…
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Alec Stein
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WASHINGTON — The new viral bombshell “Plandemic” has revealed a simple, shocking truth: that all of your friends are dribbling,…
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Kyle Vorbach
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LOS ANGELES — Right-wing political commentator Ben Shapiro used Logic and Reason to produce an EDM EP, according to a…
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It’s 2018, and society as a whole claims to be more progressive than ever, especially when it comes to sexual…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- Complete moron and supposed Bad Religion superfan Rob Hooper clapped before the band even finished the song…
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