20 Ways to Get Your Mohawk to Stand Up
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Shaving in a mohawk is one of the first things new punks do, along with buying a Black Flag cd…
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How To Look Punk Even Though You Wake Up at Decent Hour Every Day and Treat Your Body With Respect
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So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…
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Aging Punk Swears Egg Whites and Elmer’s Glue Best Way to Keep Penis Hard
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LAKEWOOD, Calif. — Aging punk Lilo Omed claimed today that the best way to keep his penis erect is not…
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Sleepy Punk Puts Tiny Nightcaps On Each Individual Mohawk Spike
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ST. LOUIS — Acquaintances of chronically fatigued punk Anthony Mafodda are reportedly perplexed by the rocker’s nocturnal habit of sheathing…
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Punk Given Two Pictures in Yearbook to Accommodate Mohawk
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Teenage punk and C+ student Geoff Berger was given a second yearbook photo this week to…
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Aging Punk Shaves Back Into Mohawk
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PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…
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Stubborn Balding Punk Down to 2/3 of a Mohawk
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ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…
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Besides the Devilock, My Mom Was Right About This Being a Phase
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I can finally admit my mother was right about my clothing, political beliefs, and everything else I had used to…
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These Two Dudes With Mohawks Both Hate the U.S. Government but for Very Different Reasons
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In our nation’s current state of total buzzkill, it’s more important than ever to focus on what makes us the…
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Nervous Punk Can’t Get Mohawk Up
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KANSAS CITY – He can't find a job, his band is falling apart, he's worried his girlfriend is sleeping with…
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