FRANKFORT, Ky. — Oft-succumbing and soon-dying United States senator Mitch McConnell revealed his post-political plans of destroying all the houses…
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Have you ever been frustrated by the United States Postal Service because they lost a letter you mailed? Imagine if…
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Brett McCabe
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LOS ANGELES — Audience members in attendance at a recent taping of “The Masked Singer” were stunned when the contestant…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling…
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Freelancer
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No nepo baby in recent memory has commanded the national attention than the looming blood clot located somewhere inside Mitch…
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Ben Friedman
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PURGATORY — The afterlife faced a major shake-up after the Angel of Death was placed on administrative leave for his…
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Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell reportedly spent the week in a luxurious DC hotel while the coffin he…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — United States Capitol building ghost, Josiah H. Hubbard, confirmed that he feels a cold chill through his very…
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Tyler Dark
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Lately, there has been a lot of buzz about Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell somehow resembling a turtle. I personally…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — House and Senate Republicans agreed today that, rather than issue additional stimulus payments, Americans would be better off…
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