Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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You youngins today have all kinds of interests and you don’t care who knows it. Not like back in the…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Taylor Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — 30-year-old Joann Kim suffered a three-day hangover after walking by the liquor aisle at her local grocery…
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Jessica Carreiro
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DENVER — Kinky suburban couple James and Emily DeSantis took to their Nextdoor App late Saturday night to ask if…
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Tony Morse
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BERLIN — Late nineties pop sensation Lou Bega excited fans this week when he implied that a follow-up to his…
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Ted Pillow
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Elder abuse is a serious, often unrecognized crisis affecting some of our most vulnerable citizens. Me, in particular. Don't believe…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Overambitious elder millennial Janine Angler was released from the hospital yesterday and is expected to make a full…
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Laura Merli
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First of all, I don't want this to come across as bragging. But for me, personally, becoming a TV owner…
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Nick Ortolani
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new report from The Institute of Nostalgia Studies found evidence that the classic ‘90s “X-Men” animated…
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Tyler Dark
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LOS ANGELES — Former precocious one-year-old and current convicted felon on parole Tommy Pickles, now 31, allegedly muttered to himself…
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