Millennial Tag Archives - Page 9

Alec Stein • April 14, 2020

With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume…

Kyla Walker • February 26, 2020

NEW YORK — Trans millennial Natalie Martinez realized this morning that the overlapping timing of their second puberty with pop…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • December 13, 2019

NEW YORK — Local rioter and 26-year-old woman Nikki Kraushaar reportedly threw molotov White Claws early this morning into a…

Anna Walsh • November 21, 2019

When the opportunity to interview Green Day came up, we at The Hard Times were ecstatic. What couldn’t be gained…

Matt Wassung • October 14, 2019

NEW YORK — Recently deceased hipster Tonia Lepore is haunting a music venue you probably have never heard of, the…

Ted Pillow • August 22, 2019

Hate your dingy office? Your soul-crushing job? That asshole of a boss? Of course you do! Everyone does. But what…

Taylor Roebuck • August 17, 2019

PHOENIX — Local 30-year-old Arun Sharma tested today whether or not he can use expletives in front of his parents,…

Louie Aronowitz • July 30, 2019

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local man Pete Hughes wondered this morning why several viewers of his latest 74-part Instagram story abruptly…

Tom Scarcella • June 15, 2019

NEW YORK — 26-year-old alleged Gambino crime family mobster James "Woke Jimmy" Scotto sent a business associate a Venmo request…

Krissy Howard • May 31, 2019

MADRID — Valeria Lopez, the oldest millennial in the world, died late last night at the age of 39 following…

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