Rob Steinberg
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The year was 1985. Testicular torsion continued to affect men everywhere without many people understanding what was wrong. Suddenly, one…
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Lana Kim
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Julian “The Stain” Rainer stunned a group of friends by somehow clogging a perfectly…
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John Danek
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LAREDO, Texas — Punk drummer Marcus Flannery shocked the medical and music worlds by giving birth not to triplets as…
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THORNVILLE, Ohio — Local Juggalo Andreas “Wicked Kush” Fleming is ignoring all CDC recommendations while attending this year's Gathering of…
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What the hell are you talking about?! My self-care cannot be self-harm. That would be impossible. Nobody cares more about…
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Nariko Ott
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Umm, actually, no, you can't kick me out of this Wawa. My doctor said I can be in here. This…
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QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…
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Krissy Howard
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ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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