Dan Kozuh
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Heavy Metal Archaeologists remain locked in fierce debate over who erected a pyramid of Coors Light cans…
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Eric Navarro
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Hey, pothead! That’s right you lazy stoner. So you failed to launch? Big fucking deal. You’re back with your folks…
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Courtney Baka
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DENVER — Local woman Caitlin Baker recently celebrated her fully vaccinated status by dropping her dating standards to an all-time…
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Krissy Howard
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A limited-capacity show yesterday evening drew a crowd twice as large as local band Jolly Bean Chili…
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Nick Ortolani
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DALLAS — Local white man Darrell Hargrove raised alarm bells yesterday after a traffic incident led experts to believe his…
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Jack Bravstein
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SAN FRANCISCO — After liking, sharing, and commenting on his posts, it looks like your “new friend” from last week's…
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Krissy Howard
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ST. LOUIS — Local man who is living with functional depression, Dan Sousa, surprised exactly no one after it was…
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Ryan Danley
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CHICAGO — Local data analyst Jeanie Alvarez joined his coworker for a ride in her car last week, leaving him…
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David Britton
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CINCINNATI — Sidney Frogus, the longtime merch guy for the band HorseBird, was demoted earlier this week to being the…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — A gathering of townies from across the country is expected to begin at around 5 p.m. today…
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