Ben Friedman
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Frontman Dale Leinert humiliated himself after his blind date discovered the font size of his band…
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Neel Bhakta
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HOUSTON – A local couple who initially met at a Weezer are reportedly lying to friends and family, by claiming…
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Hey man, great set the other night! You really knocked 'em dead. I know you're probably wondering why you didn't…
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NEW YORK — Republican Representative-elect George Santos is facing more scrutiny about his personal life after overwhelming evidence began to…
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Krissy Howard
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OGDEN, Utah — Open-minded cop Dennis Alvarez took several minutes to carefully weigh both sides of a fictional narrative he…
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Bobby Korec
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CRAIG, Colo. — Local punk Kenneth Dieter instinctively snuck into a show despite there being no cover charge to enter,…
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Tom K
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PHOENIX — Local musician and currently band-less drummer Elle Jade's hopes of joining a new group were promptly crushed after…
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Steve Esparra
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NEW YORK — Local unemployed man George Costanza attempted to impress colleagues by pretending to be a member of metalcore…
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Tony Morse
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Renowned courtroom analyst Dr. John Andersen confirmed that freshly acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse was as proficient as…
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Jus Kaplan
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Almost every Millennial was forced to read Lois Lowry’s “The Giver” at some point during middle school. We were quizzed…
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