Nathan Kamal
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Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…
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Vince Ratti
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Charcuterie boards have certainly had a surge in popularity lately, and it’s easy to see why! The mouthwatering variety of…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Bobby Korec
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Move over, Christian Bale. There’s a way more method-y actor in Hollywood, and it’s none other than 2021’s Nickelodeon Kids’…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced yesterday that they are ordering a slew of new violent homicides to generate content…
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Rob Steinberg
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DRAG KINGDOM — The tyrannical Drag Queen known as Cleo Fabtra was overthrown in an absolutely fabulous revolution by drag…
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Patrick Coyne
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SHERMER, Ill. — A heavily scripted and complex romantic gesture made by local man Chase Stratford last week reportedly swept…
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Lauren Lavín
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SOUTHBURY, Conn. — Local urban legend The Southbury Slasher could not complete his annual killing spree last week when his…
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Kevin Tit
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Convicted murderer and death row inmate Tanner Greene’s biggest regret in life is not becoming a…
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Freelancer
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Ofc. Michael Skolnyk opened fire on a grand jury yesterday after they figuratively slapped him on the…
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