Jeff Bender
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Good evening, my name is Sam, and I will be your server tonight. Before we get started, I have a…
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Charles Bill
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LOS ANGELES — Gnull Industries recently announced a new fire alarm that guarantees total room evacuation by blaring songs from…
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Matt Husser
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Those pigs got nothin’ on you that will stick, so instead of calling that shitty lawyer that screwed up your…
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Dan Rice
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Prejudice is a uniquely human trait, but we’re not content limiting our malignant biases to just our fellow man, are…
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KC Jones
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While the music scene surges with nepo babies, one musician breaks the mold. Meet Graham Miller, a 26-year-old artist who…
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Alec Walker
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local Crust Punk Jonas “Spleege” Johnson was recently released from county jail after explaining to authorities he…
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Corey Montgomery
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Another week, another slew of new music that you can’t be bothered to listen to. What happened to you? You…
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Tim Sheard
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We all know that ketamine is actually for horses. Well, technically for various veterinary and medical uses, but mostly horses.…
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Joe Rumrill
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local cinephile Misty Fremonta started seeing a new guy as an excuse to rewatch her favorite films…
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Robert John Scucci
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NEW YORK – Up-and-coming swing revival band The Boofing Sleuthers are ready to call it quits after mounting dry-cleaning bills…
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