Dan Rice
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I don’t mean to come off as preachy or superior, but I’ve always felt sorry for people who need to…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Maksym LaRouche
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Meth: It’s one of those things we all love. For many people, myself included, meth is more than just a…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on 'X' today by announcing the surprise release of his…
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WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…
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Robert John Scucci
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It’s an age-old question—if you had a time machine, would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? To…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — Large factions of America’s right-wing who idolize Winston Churchill were united in horror at learning that he had…
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Colleen Nerney
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BALTIMORE, Md. — Local showgoers were shocked and dismayed after witnessing punk band, The Baby Hitlers, vanish completely during their…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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So you’ve heard of folks throwing around the concept of going back in time to kill baby Hitler. It’s a…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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SEATTLE — Self-proclaimed Twitter activist Rachel Morrow claimed that if they had access to a functioning time machine they would…
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